The Great Goth Ninja


CodeNinja, Blogger, Geek, FreeMason, Rosicrution, Ninja, Welsh, INTJ, Freelance Astronaut, Wannabe World Dictator, Evil Scientist, *Insert missing ones here*

Its not easy being an egomaniac with an inferiority complex


Avast Ye Scury Scoundral!

Arrrrrr it be Sep 19th, and that means only one thing! Yes, its time to swash your buckle, walk that plank and curse the landlovers..

Pirate Talk Like a Pirate Day

o2 Sales Call

I just had a nice entertaining sales call from o2.

O2: “Hi, we’re calling from o2 to thank you for being a loyal customer and to let you know about some great offers we have for you to thank you for being loyal. Are you free to talk?”

Me: *watches code compile* “Sure why not!”

O2: “How do you find your O2 experience.”

Me: “Fine apart from having no signal anywhere.”

O2: “Oh.. right, are you…

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Sept. 10th is the Internet Slowdown

Sept. 10th is the Internet Slowdown

Sept. 10th is the Internet Slowdown Cable companies want to slow down (and break!) your favorite sites, for profit. To fight back, let’s cover the web with symbolic “loading” icons, to remind everyone what an Internet without net neutrality would look like, and drive record numbers of emails and calls to lawmakers. Are you in?

We here at the Ninja Temple are supporting this important issue. Which…

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When God created Wales

When God created Wales

In the beginning the Lord God Almighty turned to the Archangel
Gabriel, and said:

“Today I am going to create a beautiful part of the Earth and I will
call it Wales. I will make a country of breathtaking blue lakes, rich
green forests and dark beautiful mountains from which from time to
time will be snow-covered. I will give it clear, swift rivers that will
overflow with salmon and trout.


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Sometimes I am a Dick

Sometimes I am a Dick

*Phone rungs*

Me:Good afternoon, Insane Asylum!

Caller:Hi. can I speak to Joan Crawshore please.

Me:Who? Sorry no one of that name here.”

Caller:Sorry it’s who I have down as a contact there, well who can I talk to about changing your power supplier.”

Me:Humm. that would be a Dave Jones”

Caller:Can I speak to them please?

Me:Sorry, He’s on holiday atm. He’ll be back in 2 weeks.

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When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me


Katawa Shoujo

I have been slowly trying to catch up on a backlog of Films, TV Programs & YouTube shows. To demonstrate just how bad the backlog is. I’m currently catching up on Metadating, which was one of the shows on the 1st year of Geek & Sundry back in 2012?. (I know right.) So Metadating did a 2 part show on “Katawa Shoujo

Katawa Shoujo is a bishōjo-style visual novel by Four Leaf Studios that tells a…

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